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I’m not sure if I get this franchise. It took Fast and Furious a while to develop its characters (even if it only means the development of the muscle tissue) or shape some sort of a story (which is basically people racing in cars). Still, the producers found their target audience and for years we have been leaving in the world which every so often releases a completely unacceptable piece of crap that we are challenged to ignore. The challenge hasn’t been that big, because Fast and Furious is just the same thing over and over and over and over…

I have no idea when the new Fast and Furious trailer came out, but the moment it did, our peace has been stirred. We have managed to safely ignored this ignorant, money driven rubbish simply because it didn’t threaten any brain cells. It remained bad, but acceptably bad with its testosterone boosting car sequences and harmlessly silly puns. Fast and Furious was resting quietly in some sort of alternative universe in which public garage drifting makes sense and one never stops being a teenager (or at least, never stops being attracted to one). It was the universe empowered by Vin Diesel pumping the franchise with his punny name. It was the universe for which nobody cares, because the scale of the attack on human intelligence wasn’t that big…But we underestimated Fast and Furious. And it came with the revenge…

The new trailer for no other but the 6th (JESUS!) film coming from the ridiculously determined producers (who might as well just burn the money they have- and it will be a better use for it, for sure) is one of the most absurd and idiotic thing I’ve seen in years. The shock is even bigger as it took the franchise 5 films before it revealed its true self (an overstatement to call anything so bland a ‘self’, but hey…). 5 films in order to say that Fast and Furious is not just about testosterone racing itself in overpriced cars…it’s about saving the world (?????). Actually, I have no idea what it is about, but it has Michelle Rodriquez in it, so I’m sure the movie intends to save someone. It’s a shame that this mission fails eminently by killing all the brain cells of those who dare to see even the opening sequence for this upcoming sensation. I dared to see the trailer and I still haven’t recovered, so good luck:

now…who’d expected to see that face? Apart from everyone…

the Bold and the Beautiful

Michelle Rodriquez as stalked by the producers…

who’s your Batman now?

because they can

England…which side of the road is it again?

Fucking airplane… your argument is invalid

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This week Judd Apatow strikes again bringing us what few might consider the most anticipated film of the year…after the Dark Knight Rises. There’s also a new trailer for On The Road, which I’m not sure how many of you are still interested in after big controversy with Kristen Stewart acting like she just wanted to be judged. But why am I revealing everything? Have a look yourself:

1. This is 40

I am not a comedy fan and there are literally three comedies that I found funny (ok, maybe four), but this has potential. I have no idea how this is ‘a sort-of sequel’ to Knocked Up (I guess, ‘sort of’ being the key word), but it seems to work. It kept me interested. And smiling. Damn, Judd Apatow, are you some kind of perfect robot?

2. Hick

Movie brave enough to call itself absurd and chaotic, so let’s give it a chance. Chloe Grace Moretz doing what she did in Kick Ass, but a little more grown-up version (you could imagine it as a ‘sort-of sequel to it).

3. Trouble with the Curve

It has such a weird casting that I couldn’t focus on anything else.

4. On the Road

It looks really amazing, and I won’t lie- I really can’t wait to see it and no matter what it turns out to be, I will still love it.

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Trailer for the movie nobody expected to be well…ever released (or at least, everybody secretly hoped that the appearing announcements were just the rumours to scare the shit out of us) and although some of you might have hoped that it would offered at least some sort of entertainment, new Dredd’s preview is pretty much self-describable. It simply doesn’t care what you think of it- it just straightforwardly admits that you better avoid it at all costs if you don’t want to be cinematically traumatised for life. Don’t know what I mean? First of all, let’s take a look at this dreadful trailer (yes, prepare yourself for my dreadful puns- I will keep going until they stop promoting it):

now, let’s look at it a little closer…

The first time Dredd speaks, I have no doubts left. He must be played by Christian Bale. I don’t believe what IMDb says, or even the producer. This voice I recognise better than anything nowadays, and I’m sure that Dredd is…

BATMAN!

But surprisingly, this surprising character connection isn’t the only thing the trailer suggests. Pretty obviously it states that Dredd might not just be Batman, he is also…

pretty laid back…

wait…or maybe they meant…

Now, that doesn’t look promising when they say it like that…Should we worry, Dredd? What is it going to be like? Great? Horrendous?

What a relief…